With an estimate population of 5000, Easter Island is claimed to be the most remote inhabited island in the world.
Therefore it was a huge shock when no one other than Water for Elephants and Twilight actor Robert Pattinson turned up on the island today.
The locals, unaffected by the superstar aura that follows Pattinson almost anywhere, said the 24 year old actor was chilling, having a smoke whilst admiring the Moai, the 887 extant monumental statues on the island.
"He was sitting there, smoking a cigarette," claims one of the locals. "He looked very pale, he needed some sun."
Provincial Governor Pedro Pablo Edmunds Paoa is one of the few on Easter Island aware of who Robert Pattinson is, admitting he has a few posters of the star portraying Edward Cullen. "It is an honor. Just an honor. Part of my name is Edmunds, which sounds like Edward. I feel a connection there."
When asked if anyone actually spoke to Pattinson, Edmunds Paoa said they wanted to leave the actor be. Locals did however manage to take a picture before the actor left the island.
Pattinson - chilling on Easter Island.
"We hope he comes back some day," Edmunds Paoa declared. "And brings his girlfriend."
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. No Robert Pattinsons were hurt, except for the butchered manips.
Check back tomorrow to find out where the bleep Robert Pattinson hides out then.