Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Where The Bleep Is Robert Pattinson Today? Bora Bora

It seems Robert Pattinson is all about finding places with a low population count these days. But no matter how remote the location, he still manages to get noticed.

The down to earth British actor and global superstar, spotted on Easter Island yesterday was seen on the French-Polynesian island of Bora-Bora today. And while the island, known for its paradise-like qualities, is a major international tourist location, it were locals who spotted Pattinson on the beach where he was reportedly engrossed in some reading.

"He had his nose in a book, he didn't seem to pay much attention to his surroundings," says a local man named Alika who managed to snap a shot of the actor.

"I also think he took a few naps in between but mostly he was reading and writing down some things he read," Alika added when asked about the sighting.

It comes as no surprise Pattinson loves to read. It was reported yesterday the actor recently bought a pricey life time membership with the London Library. That report however was later denied in a CNN Breaking News item, causing thousands of hopeful fans to try and cancel memberships they had bought earlier in the day, sending the library's website and information number into overdrive. The London Library refused any comment on the matter.

So, aside from catching up on some reading, did Robert Pattinson enjoy some fun in the sun? Perhaps working on a getting a tan?

Not in the least, says local fish shop owner Lani. "When he wasn't reading, he was on the phone with someone named "Kristen" and he kept talking about bears."

"He should've worked on his tan though; he looked very pale."

When told that Pattinson portrays the incredibly popular pale white sparkly Edward Cullen in the Twilight series and that he's known for that gorgeous natural complexion, Lani reacts indifferent. "I am Team Jacob. I prefer oily and tanned."

Lani was happy to have seen Pattinson up close though because it solved a mystery for him. "He doesn't actually sparkle. That surprised me, I always thought it was real."

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. No Robert Pattinsons, books or Bora Bora locals were hurt, which unfortunately can't be said for the butchered manips.

Be sure to check back tomorrow to find out where the bleep Robert Pattinson hides out then.

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